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Just call me Betty Crocker 💁‍♀️
October is pregnancy and infant loss awareness month. 1 in 4 women will suffer from a pregnancy loss. It is common, and yet, still so difficult to talk about-- everyone handles their pain differently. Just know, that if you are suffering, you are in my thoughts and prayers. ♥️♥️♥️
On days like today, I feel this in my soul. Teddy, our mascot, totally gets me. Check out our stories for some cute Teddy photos!🐾🐾
1 in 7 women will be diagnosed with breast cancer in their lifetime. That’s a lot. In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, we want to remind you to check yourself and visit your doctor as well. For every person affected by this cruel disease, we are sending you love and hope to get you through these difficult times 🙏.
Have questions about Gulliver Prep? Visit our Virtual Admissions Experience page to discover what’s possible when you’re open to all the world’s infinite possibilities. Your admissions journey starts here. #GulliverPride #GPLearning #GulliverLife
I love being friends with @rosalita617, her hysterical personality brightens any situation. In yesterday's newsletter she said: "2020, you are such a turd. I’m not even going to get into it with you right now. I feel your grim track record speaks for itself as my social media feed reminds me on a daily basis. Deaths, fires, racism, hurricanes, viruses, floods, conspiracies, more deaths, more fires, more racism, and what on earth happened to those freaky murder hornets? Have they been accounted for?!" Click the current newsletter link in my bio to read the rest of her article!
Congratulations Vanessa for winning our student writing contest! Your school, @palmertrinity will be gifted $250 in honor of your achievement. Here is an excerpt: "I took many things that we do on a daily basis for granted. For example, when I found out I couldn’t do one of the things I love the most, ice skating, it felt like my heart shattered into a million different pieces. When was the bad news going to end! First, we had to go on lockdown and now skating practice was cancelled. Skating was my escape whenever I was feeling upset or sad. Skating was what I did even when I was having a good day. But now it was completely taken away. I felt so heartbroken and upset." Click the current newsletter link in our bio to read the rest of her winning-essay!
If Florida had mountains, I would climb to the top of one to shout out my gratitude for these ladies 🗻. Hi, I'm Samantha, the owner of 305 Hive 👑🐝. I pour my heart and soul into our weekly newsletters and the Miami community. I couldn't do it alone, and I have these ladies to thank! Who would you go to mountaintops for?
You want to know what absolutely made my day? This client review that nearly brought a tear to my eye. Tell me friend, what can 305 Hive do for you to make you our next satisfied reader? Helping our community brings us so much joy! #testimonialtuesday
Where Children Learn to Love Learning! We're still enrolling for the 2020-2021 school year! Schedule a private virtual tour. For over 55 years, Alexander Montessori School has served children, ages 18 months to 12 years, by providing an unrivaled educational experience. Our four campuses in Miami offer nurturing atmospheres, coupled with the Montessori Method, where children “Learn to Love to Learn.” We invite you to request a private virtual tour and discover the difference. Call (305) 665-6274 or visit alexandermontessori.com. @AlexanderMontessori #alexandermontessori
Carrollton School of the Sacred Heart is an all-girl Independent Catholic college preparatory day school in Coconut Grove educating girls and young women ages 3-18. Carrollton is the only pre-K-12 girls’ school in the state of Florida. We develop confident young women who are responsible, creative and compassionate by encouraging them to become risk-takers, to seek challenges and to develop leadership. We are committed to excellence in education and believe that only a total education inclusive of spiritual, intellectual, emotional and physical challenge can be called excellent. Join us for a Virtual Tour. RSVP #Carrollton #cssh #CarrolltonAdmissions #WeAreSacredHeart #HaidyLuJensenPhotography
Our first buzz-worthy local business is Sensory Fitness; they were nominated by Vanessa Patience, who submitted the following: "I am nominating my gym, Sensory Fitness, because they are dedicated to fitness but also to the community. They are always doing blood drives in the parking lot. Last month, they started collecting food and clothing for the homeless in Miami. They have done special paid workouts to raise money for cancer. They collected last year for Hurricane relief. They are always giving back. Not only do they give back to the community, they give back to the members, making each person feel special and included. They have Sensory Socials to connect the members. It is more than a gym, and I am proud to be a part of it." Congratulations to @sensoryfit! You are a shining example of a great local business that supports its clients as well as it’s community.