Tag - humor

It’s #NationalBagelDay, and we want to know, what is your favorite place in the 305 to get a bagel? 🥯
Each month, we spotlight a local business in our 305 community at no cost. This month our team selected Soup To Bones. Congratulations Sandra and Soup To Bones (@souptobones) on being our January winner! Click the link in our bio and check out our newsletter to learn more about Soup To Bones and why we chose her!
Did you catch our health and wellness special edition yesterday brought to you by @miamicenterofexcellence ? We are so thankful for these businesses in our community who are keeping us well in 2021! 🥑 #linkinbio
Our play is not child's play, we're building blocks of learning. For over 55 years, Alexander Montessori School has served children, ages 18 months to 12 years by providing an unrivaled educational experience. Contact us to schedule a private tour at (305) 665-6274 and see how our students “Learn to Love to Learn.” alexandermontessori.com @AlexanderMontessori #alexandermontessori
If you operate a local private school, or if you are a parent stressing out over which Miami area independent school is the best fit for your child, we are here to help! Our first Private School Visits Special Edition of 2021 is coming soon! The Guide includes our area’s top private schools with the basic info parents need to start narrowing down their list. If your business is geared towards school-aged children or parents of school-aged children then this is the perfect fit for you. Contact us about the sponsorships that are available. Schools interested in participating: please email us at advertise@305hive.com. The deadline to participate is Tuesday, January 12, 2021.
If you find my ax, let me know! #fridayfunny 🪓
If this sounds like you too, then you might want to check out our Health & Wellness Special Edition this Tuesday. Our special edition will feature some great businesses plus a yummy (and healthy recipe) from A Taste of Wellbeing. Click the link in our bio and subscribe to our newsletters so you don’t miss it!
Our friend, and Miami local, Heather Bass (@heather_h_bass) has been watching a lot of TV so that she can share her reviews and thoughts with you. She said, "We love TV in my house and I’m not ashamed to admit it. It’s chewing gum for the eyes and candy for our souls. One of the best escapes we have found is diving into a series, binging, and getting lost in sweet, scary, soulful, silly and surprising stories." In tomorrow’s newsletter, Heather has a list and synopsis of 101+ shows worthy of praise and highly recommended by some, or all, of her family. We hope you will like them too. Now you will have an answer to that never ending question of what to watch next. Click the link in our bio to subscribe to the newsletter so you don’t miss tomorrow’s edition. There is something for everyone. 📺🍿
Do you know anyone new to town? Do them a favor and have them subscribe to our newsletter. We are a great resource for schools, household help, and service people in town. Click the link in our bio to subscribe to our newsletter. Each week we also share buzzworthy info. from our local businesses and friends!
If you are in the health and wellness industry, then this is the issue for you! We only do three of these special editions a year, so now is your chance to help our readers get a running start (😉) on 2021; and your opportunity to get in front of your ideal client. The deadline to participate in our health and wellness special edition, brought to you by Miami Center of Excellence (@miamicenterofexcellence) is tomorrow 1.5.2021. Our discerning readers are inquiring and may need your services, email advertise@305hive.com for all the details on how you can be featured.
And that’s a wrap! 2020 is officially over! I’m not going to make crazy predictions or say that 2021 will be the best year ever, I’m just happy that it’s NOT 2020. Cheers to 2021, let’s do this! 🥂
We thought it would be fun to hear some of your New Year’s Resolutions. ✨ The catch is they have to be exactly six words. Comment below and we will publish some of them in our next issue in January. It will be interesting to see what you can come up with when you can only use six words. 👇